I dressed up yesterday like this
but I kept getting comments on how I looked exactly like Nicki Minaj in this picture all night
I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HE-MAN!!
Everyone disregarded that and called me Nicki for the entire night.
talk about perspective. shit.
I remember the first time I saw a map of Africa to scale. My jaw dropped.
Socks, Bill Clinton’s cat, being hounded by the paparazzi
… not because I’m really that deserving of it.